Spider-Man, No Spoilers, Man!

NO. SPOILERS. IN. THE. COMMENTS. PLEASE.

So I haven’t seen the movie yet, and this comic was supposed to come out before the movie since it’s entire punchline depends on an event that I’m not sure happens, again, I haven’t watched the movie but I’m 70% sure they’re in the movie, this is just supposed to be a funny hypothetical scenario.